Cry Until You Laugh: 5 Jokes About the Economic Meltdown

December 14th, 2008 by admin

Welcome to the Economic Meltdown Funnies humor blog.  Here’s our first five jokes:

1. What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?

A pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Ferrari.

 2. With the current market turmoil, what’s the easiest way to make a small fortune?

Start off with a large one.

 3. How many stock brokers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.  One to remove the lightbulb and drop it –and the other to sell it before it crashes.

 4. What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

A large pizza can still feed a family of four.

 5. Why are all MBAs going back to school?


To ask for their money back.


More coming!  Share your jokes!

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  3. Антон Павлович

    Мде

    Извините за то, что вмешиваюсь: Я здесь недавно. Но мне очень близка эта тема. Готов помочь….

  4. Alex Gordon

    Поздравляю, отличная мысль…

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  5. Kylie Batt

    Cколько ждал !!!! Спасибо…

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  6. Kylie Batt

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